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My name's Amy, I'm eighteen. I like pizza, cats, books, television shows, sci-fi things, and other random junk, in no particular order.

jadethemerman:

queerbydefault:

yogaboi:

Bye!!!!

I hope this drives him to delete all his social media and disappear from the public eye.

Let’s all pray this happens

jaydenw:

People seem to think that all scandanavians eat moose. Not all Sven.

baby: fo..fo
parents: food? foot?
baby: foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, despise me, hate me. Run, run.. cling to live and survive in an unsightly way. Then someday, when you have these same eyes, come to me
lacett:

i actually dont know anything about haikyuu
(based on this)

lacett:

i actually dont know anything about haikyuu

(based on this)

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

wild-card-queen:

I don’t like bacon that much like maybe only on an egg sandwich or pizza

clitterly:

emilyvgordon:

shepherdsongs:

I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

This is gorgeous.


yes

clitterly:

emilyvgordon:

shepherdsongs:

I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

This is gorgeous.

yes

savannahratcliff:

feytaline-loves:

10knotes:

a dog wearing a dolphin nose mask

that dog appears to be VERY offended.


WHERE DO YOU GET THAT MASK

savannahratcliff:

feytaline-loves:

10knotes:

a dog wearing a dolphin nose mask

that dog appears to be VERY offended.

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT MASK

snowprincecas:

amuchbetterclub:

dean’s “oh hell i just threatened an angel” face gives me life